happy june 19
FUCK
fCUK
I LITERALLY JUMPED????
dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:
there are 7,000,000,000 people on the planet and if they all farted at the same time it would literally cause an earthquake, there is no way to disprove this
what the fuck are u trying to say
omg this girl putting on makeup on her husband
i can’t stop laughing at his face
omfg
his reaction when he saw his face at the end omfg i couldnt stop laughing
omfg he has the funniest reactions holy shit the end tho
“baby you said i look beautiful. were you lying?”
birds might be complimenting you
reminder that this is the actual greatest youtube video of all time
when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
what
gUYS
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
#but.. can’t you open it like you open bagged water?
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
WHY ARE YOU BAGGING DRINKS?
